🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
The world has been thrown into chaos. Zombies are taking over.. and they only want one thing: BRAINZ
The current state of the world is in mayhem. Our fearless leader, Pasquale Rotella, informs us that there is only one way to stop the zombie aggression: Loud Bass Music. Headliners need to make their way to the Queen Mary Rendezvous point for their only chance of survival…
A Scientific Discovery
In an astounding breakthrough, our team of relentless scientists has unearthed a revelation that could alter the course of this cataclysmic event. Through rigorous experimentation, it has been proven that bass music is the key to pacifying the relentless zombie hordes. Evidently, the resonating frequencies of bass have an astonishingly calming effect on these creatures. As the world’s last hope, we’re embracing this knowledge and arming our stages with the most thunderous bass lineup ever witnessed.
Your Sweet Salvation
BRAINIEZ candy, a revolutionary find, triggers an astonishing transformation in the zombies. Their insatiable hunger for human brains is rewired into a newfound self-awareness, leaving their former cravings far behind. It’s the birth of a delightful solution to the zombie threat, a sweet antidote that promises not just better taste but a more harmonious Apocalypse. So grab your BRAINIEZ today and contribute to a candy-powered revolution.